Last week I wrote that the World Cup has not really begun until we get our first look at the All Blacks in action. Sure enough, the buzz is still about how much easier a New Zealand victory over Australia appears this year than last. The fact that the third match of the Tri-Nations was being held in New Zealand is almost immaterial – the All Blacks may have to travel shortly, but it is to New Zealand that the rest of the world will have to come this September.
Holding the World Cup in New Zealand has led the jersey designers to make a series of appallingly bad jokes. First, England revealed that their change kit would be black. Next, today’s opponents, Wales, announced that the return match at the Millennium Stadium would be a black and white affair. Such is the arbitrariness of rugby marketing; teams have to play their home matches in their away kits to ensure that they are even noticed. Rumour has it that even Harlequins have a change kit to avoid a colour clash, presumably when training in old-fashioned sweet shops.
Too Many All Blacks
If rugby’s sartorial side is the biggest talking point pre-match, you start to wonder about where the national side has its heart. Post-match, you really start to worry.
Of course, there were some worthwhile talking points from England’s victory over Wales. About four players in the English team were guaranteed a place on the plane to New Zealand, although many more are likely to go. This uncertainty, added to the Welsh determination to cause an upset and the weeks of preparation for both sides gave rise to a fast-paced game, full of aggression and excitement. That was just as well, because England’s long spells of dominance yielded little fruit and allowed Wales back into the game.
Young Manu Tuilagi lived up to the hype, picking perhaps the one intelligent line from phase play to slice through the Welsh defence and score England’s second try. Jonny Wilkinson appeared a more versatile general of the back line than ever before, while Delon Armitage showed flashes of the inspiration that saw him light up the Six Nations three years ago.
In the forwards, Matt Stevens gave the ballast in the scrum and maturity in the loose. A big heave on the five-metre line in the first half, when England were dominant, saw James Haskell stroll over for the first try of the game. In Haskell and Tom Croft, England have the weaponry to keep defences guessing, although the brute force of Nick Easter is more suited to England’s limited game plan. Croft was quiet in any case, while Haskell failed to pick up on a run from Sam Warburton that would have led to a try but for a superb covering tackle by Delon Armitage.
Almost a truism in modern rugby, England’s malaise owed a great deal to their ineffectiveness at the breakdown. Time and again a few yards were made by one of the big back-rowers, and the first wave of forwards would drive over the ball, leaving it, or Danny Care, if he got there in time, painfully exposed. Care went into the game as second choice scrum half but may have ended it by gifting Richard Wigglesworth a chance to impress, assuming the latter starts next week. Slow around the pitch, passing way behind the gain line and over-enthusiastic in some of his decision making, the link between the forwards and the backs would probably never have been established had Wilkinson not learned in France that there was more to life than drop goals (only two yesterday, but that’s what the crowds were there to see). Matt Phillips, who still tends to overestimate his size, put in a much more convincing performance, while his outside half, Rhys Priestland, looked every inch a Welsh fly half on his fourth cap and having moved from full back when Stephen Jones pulled a calf muscle in the warm up.
The Welsh are determined to go into this World Cup with a different mentality to the one that saw them humiliated by Fiji four years ago. Two training camps in Poland and back-to-back games against England appear to have them relatively fired up, while their collective fitness was impressive. But while they showed flashes of flair and scored three tries after drawing in England’s defence, they conspicuously failed to dominate possession in almost any period and squandered a great opportunity (one of the worst tap kicks you’ll see) with ten minutes to go – which could have made for a more interesting finale. In Cardiff they will be a threat so long as they put out a strong team but it may take more than an expensive incentive to get them past their distinctly physical group.
Festivities in Edinburgh
England have to face Scotland in New Zealand, which may have become a slightly more exciting match up after the latter’s rare victory over Ireland at Murrayfield. The Scots do know how to squeeze the life out of a match, mostly to their own disadvantage. Nonetheless, there is the growing sense that they are capable of a slightly more inventive approach with a decent crop of three-quarters and the ‘Killer B’s’ in the back row. Georgia and Romania may be the only teams to offer a less stern challenge than a distinctly unfamiliar Irish team, however.
There is a sense that the Northern Hemisphere is cobbling together teams at the last minute while New Zealand and Australia submit their long-established thoroughbreds to a tournament that has a history of tough games. Both sets of teams are alike, however, in building their preparations on old rivalries and that is at least giving us something to gloat about, now that we’re all All Blacks.


