Is this a World Cup of national stereotypes? Spain are building a pass completion rate to strike fear into the most possession-hungry of teams, but all of their dicking about brings them no closer to the goal. Brazil are playing with an almost offensive indifference and are still scoring brilliant goals like clockwork every half hour. The French are capable only of fighting with themselves.
And then there is England, our expectations built up by The Sun’s incorrigible confidence; the EASY headline and the informative News in Briefs that tells us the Churchill’s inspiring oratory in the 1940 World Cup War owes a debt to Cicero (himself one of the philosophers churned out by the Brazilian national team). But much, much more than that Australian-owned rag’s rousing demagoguery, more even than the comforting knowledge that we have been scrounging off the state for too long and the good times are over, we are infused with a warlike sense of mobilisation because a German has had the tenacity to criticise us!
Franz Beckenbauer was caught in one of those classic journalistic snares during an interview with the South African Times, saying that England “have gone backwards into the bad old days of kick and rush.”
Though it seemed harsh at the time, especially given that the move that led to Gerrard’s goal against the USA was one of the best of a fairly dull tournament so far, Beckenbauer’s comment has more weight after a lacklustre performance against Algeria. It is not so much that England were simply held to a draw, but that they looked like they could go on playing for another ninety minutes and still not score – and that that is now a very real possibility.
England played from far too deep. Gerrard was given licence to roam and the only place he wasn’t found was that spot five yards out of the penalty box, or behind a striker edging between the centre-backs. Lennon made the best of a bad hand, having to try and build something on the left-wing. His cropping up had Algeria fooled for a second, but he hadn’t the technique to beat players there. Lampard is totally wasted in that team – he may do things slightly differently to Gerrard, but he does so from the same parts of the field. Rooney and Heskey showed some decent touches and put in a fair amount of graft, but failed to gel at all with their supporting team mates.
Capello’s management style and tactics have received a lot of criticism, some of which has been justified. The problem appears to be that he has tried to start from first principles and to fit a style of play around his workforce. That is ok for a club manager (which is what Capello effectively is), where you spend every day with your players and can have thirty games before things really count. International football is a different environment, however, and it is important to remember that these players are surrounded by very different types of footballers and play in very different systems to the one Capello is trying to use.
Most of England’s attacking players are in a very ‘English’ mould – the big centre-forward, the direct central midfielders and the straightforward beat-your-man-and-cross wingers. But Premiership football is a very different beast. Ronaldo (and Rooney) flourished because supposed ‘wingers’ can pop up infield and make runs into the penalty box, while strikers can drop back or left and still have players running through defenders looking for the ball. The last Englishman to hang so effectively on the last defender as Torres was Michael Owen, but Defoe might just have it.
There is plenty of scope for arguing the relative merits of different players in the same positions – Heskey/Crouch or Joe Cole/Shaun Wright-Phillips/Aaron Lennon. What England lack, however, is the capacity to build a flowing move. They lack the work-rate of a Hargreaves alongside the stationery holding-role that Barry pretty much represents and the ability of Beckham to cross the ball from deep, without racing to the by-line when nobody has had the chance to catch up.
Now that Capello has reached South Africa, there is a sense that the camp is in disarray. Players like Walcott who had been relied on in qualifying were left behind, and players who have been out of favour at their clubs (the lack of fitness of Ledley King is also worrying, but defence is yet to prove truly problematic). Moreover, there are suggestions of player power (albeit, from John Terry – almost certainly still smarting from being stripped of the captaincy) and discord (albeit, from David James – who has perfected the art of considering himself above his profession). Of course, journalists desperate for a story peer into every crack, but the place these divisions matter is on the pitch – and the evidence is damning.
England can still do well in this World Cup. Brazil can be beaten if you play three up front and Spain can be outmuscled. Germany have already lost to Serbia, although they will be dangerous on the rebound and have two strikers in decent form. The Netherlands and Argentina are other threats lurking in the shadows, but their dangers are exaggerated and they can be shown up. To do that, however, England will need to play with more fluency, and if that means throwing caution to the wind and changing the system, far better to do it against Slovenia than Germany or Ghana.
P.S. And if it doesn’t work, it could be time to bring in a quota system!

